Friday, October 23, 2009

two zingers in one day

J: Good grief, woman! You sound like a walrus!

Me: Today is not a special occasion, unless you're going to make it one.
J: I could ask you to marry me! Can I borrow that ring back for a minute?
Me: Old news, Joe.

The love of my life and all in regards to drinking a soda.  :)

Friday, October 16, 2009


If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.  Think up something appropriate and do it.  ~Edgar Watson Howe

A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.  ~Author Unknown